Francis

A Francis is a beautiful human, the buzziest of them all and a complete and utter rascal.

A Francis will make you smile when you frown, laugh when you cry, and come when you're horny.

An elite specimen who is loved by all and hated by none (most of the time), a real social butterfly.

Some may say a Francis is a slithery little snake, a weird one, but we're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness.

On the topic of mutually satisfying, a Francis is a lover, a giver, a real fucking performer. A Francis will give themselves to you as well as whiplash to themselves to satisfy your needs.

A Francis is handsome and a right swarve bastard however the faces he pulls are often perceived as creepy and used to express disapproval, or convey various suggestive or ironic sentiments. A Francis is often misunderstood.

Everybody needs a 'Francis' in their life.

You're a proper 'Francis' you are.

When I grow up I want to be a 'Francis'.
Stop giving me the 'Francis'