fat dave

a person who, when they were a child, was "fat" or "chubby", but grows up to be a thin, attractive person; however, person may have other traits such as assholery and douche baggery when older (not always necessarily, however)

"Wow, he was surely a Fat Dave! Look at the chins on that one! He may be attractive now but he punched my friend in the face yesterday."

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Seggs

Want some seggs?
Yeah I love sexy eggs!

Hey you want some seggs?
Yeah eggs that are sexy are also yummy.

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Seggs

Sexy eggs

Hey you want some Seggs?
Yeah eggs that are sexy are also yummy.

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