dobe

The Japanese slang word for "Idiot" or "dead last". Used along with usuratonkachi and teme in the Anime "Naruto."

You need to open the bottle first, dobe.

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Jake story

A story without any real point, meaning, or ending. Often can go on for 5+ minutes before anyone tells the speaker to be quiet.

Jake stories are often told with very exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements which are a sad attempt to make the stories more interesting.

Person 1: And then I was walking down the street when I found a penny and it was cool and...

Person 2: Shut up, you're telling a Jake story.

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Chichi

Nickname of a girl, normally named Vanessa, who is smart.
Details about the nicknaming process are unknown.

"Hey, whose that girl?"
"Oh, that's Vanessa, but people call her Chichi"
"Why?"
"Long story."
"Oooh.."

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