Mae

Mae is the coolest dinosaur you’ll meet but her extreme parkour skillz sometimes gets in the way of having a normal relationship. If you ever meet a wild Mae be sure to marry her instantly because all maes own farms because their dads are all farmers named Eeyore. Also they most likely know one dance move that they continually do at random times and whistle when there is silence in a convo.

Guy 1: oh shit! It’s a wild Mae!
Mae:(dinosaur noises)*looks up**grunts*
Guy 2: AH! Run it’s onto us!
*guy 1 and 2 running*
Guy 1: *trips like a clumsy fagot*
I WONT MAKE IT, GO WITHOUT ME!!!
Guy 2: get up u clumsy fagot it’s just a Maenot a wild Mae

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