Full Chernobyl

When someone drops a shit or a sequential series of shits in one session so horribly rank, that much like the site of the Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster, the after effects result in parts of the bathroom no longer being suitable for human inhabitation, sometimes regardless of the duration of time after going Full Chernobyl.

As soon as I walked into the bathroom at work my eyeballs melted. I gasped for air but my throat had all but turned to a charred crisp. I fell to the ground as my joints instantly deteriorated. As my skin began to crack and fall off of my bones like butter from a warm knife, I knew that this was the fallout from Jake going Full Chernobyl in the staff bathroom.

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