politard

One who claims to be "into" politics because they're seen a few documentary movies. Existing on either side of the political compass and usually found on on-line forums.

quoteFUCK BUSH/KERY AND ALL HIS REPUGNICAN/LABIARAL CRONIES!!!!!!!!111one/quote

politard.

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kewlade

Cool. Cool -> Kewl -> Kewl-Aid

kewlade just looks better on the screen, easier to type etc. generally denotes a lazy response to some long-winded explanation of how life is wonderful when all you've done all day is sit around scratching yourself.

From the American potable drink product Kool-Aid.

NOTE: rarely spoken.

: just spent ages gluing bottletops onto a piece of shiny paper to make a pretty picture for my friend!!!!!

: kewlade. I've done fuck all all day.

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wuv

needlessly exaggerated public displays of affection. usually a sign that your partner knows your mates hate him/her, but is trying to make it look like they don't care.

Examples include eskimo/gnome kisses and the use of petnames for one another.

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computard

One who is unable to use a computer, or more commonly one who is rubbish at the internet. Portmanteau of computer and retard.

quoteSPOILER ALERT: color;whiteat the end, he turns out to be his father/coler/quote

You computard.

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