Coup-koo

Fear of a real or imagined coup d’etat to such a degree that it causes madness.

Totally freaked out by the Impeachment inquiry initiated by the House, Donald Trump has gone completely Coup-koo.

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Trumpological liar

Someone who habitually tells ridiculously easily proven lies.

Nevermind Representative Swift, Martians didn’t actually land in his district; he’s just a Trumpological liar

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Faucism

Mask-wearing, frequent hand washing, social distancing and avoiding large gatherings of people in an effort to stop the spread of COVID-19 among the populace. Named after Infectious Disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Expecting me to wear a mask, wash my hands and socially distancing takes away my freedom. It’s the downright tyranny of Faucism!

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MAGAts

Donald Trump loyalists

MAGAts will defend their hero Trump regardless of the damage it does to American democracy .

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itchy stick

Back scratcher

Janet, would you please hand me the itchy stick, I have a spot on my back I can’t reach.

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itchy stick

A back scratcher

Janet, would you please hand me the itchy stick, I have spot in my back I can’t reach.

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Dumpster driving

Someone driving a car that has an interior visibly packed with trash and miscellaneous junk.

Did you see that dude dumpster driving down Main St. in that puke green ‘85 Chevy Cavalier?

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