chuck norris

Fuck Norris. His movies suck ass. Always have, and always will. He is a washed up actor, and it's toture to have to hear those goddamn "random fact" jokes about him. THEY ARN'T FUCKING FUNNY!!! Bruce Lee could kick Norris' ass. Bruce Lee really was a mean s.o.b. Infact, Lee let Norris be in one of his movies...in which he kicked the shit outta him. I don't understand why all these fucking retards idolize shitty martial artists like Norris instead of actual badasses.

Norris Lover:"Chuck Norris has really been dead for 10 years now...he doesn't know it though, becuase the Grim reaper is too scared to tell him. LOLerz!!!"

Non-Norris Lover:"...I'm gonna stab you in the face with a soddering iron now..."

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chris tucker

The annoying, non-funny, and cheaper Chris Rock body double.

Meh, Chris Rock costs too much...let's go with Chris Tucker instead!

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TI-84 Plus

It keeps math from being a pain in the ass!

The TI-84 Plus is the Aryan race of calculators.

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Karl Rove

the master of puppets...

Karl Rove: "hahahaha dance for me!!!"
Bush: "yes master" *proceeds to dance*

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the killers

No they do not rock. They suck ass. Their music is pretty much like the rest of the shit that Mtv tells you is cool; so therefore you must conform and think it's cool. Besides, why freak out about how "lyke OmG, there lyke sooOooO cuTE!! lOlLZZerz!!!11!!1 All the members are really gay.

Silly girls, the killers would much rather blow eachother than have sex with you.

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ja rule

punk....ass....bitch.

I'm not much for G-Unit...but they're a whole-fuckin-lot better than that punk bitch Ja Rule and Murder Inc.

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Soccer Hooligan

Drunken badasses. Soccer Hooligans are my only reason to see a foot ball game...because they always make it interesting.

Fuck around with a soccer hooligan, and expect to lay on the ground.

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