Homosuck

The comical, mock corruption of "Homestuck," the name of a very influential, yet infamous webcomic. The term was also used in an intermission from the webcomic to mock the usage of the word AND mock Homestuck itself as well.

Homestuck? Best webcomic? Pssh, that's a fucking stretch. Who cares about Homosuck nowadays? Who still whacks their fanny to Bro? Who still gives a shit about the "scratch" thing? Not many people anymore, that's for true. I only care about what I like. We just move on, that's all.

Fucking cis scum.

The excuse to everything wrong in life, including bike stealing, crimes, anti-ethnic rights, etc.

Q: Why don't you love this show?
S: Fucking cis scum.

Q: How come the guy didn't get his own meal yet, and what's so bad about that?
S: Fucking cis scum.

Q: Why do you hate those who oppose otherkin?
S: Fucking cis scum.

Q: Why do you not like rape?
S: Fucking cis scum. They do nothing but rape me and my friends.

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A grand day out

A dirty Mario 3 Athletic lyric dub which tells the story of an ecstatic hobo driving, raiding your house, and taking all your money while you sleep. It's lulzy as it is.

1: A grand day out slaps ass, yo!
2: Fo sure, my man!
1: DRIVING AND I'M SPEEDING AND I'M VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING
2: SWERVING AND I'M SCREAMING AND I VIOLENTLY CUM!

Racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, xenophobic

Common political buzzwords people use to describe those that they hate.

If you think those aren't the correct words to my sentence then you're racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, xenophobic, and antisemitic, and you have no place in the world other than the fact that you should unironically kill yourself.

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Gen Z Speak

Wiggers in general. Real English will always never be a white teenager's full English when you've gotten them to speak forced AAVE. It's like a Wish copy of Eminem. It has the same type but it's not as good as the original. Was an uncommon trend back in the day but now sprung off into being a mainstream modern culture pandemic.

X: Yo bro, was poppin bro?
Y: ...wat?
X: I finna be goin 2 LA chillin wit my bitch ayo? fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr
Y: I-I'm sorry, mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood? You can't even speak real english without using this dumbass Gen Z Speak. Speak English, doc.

Friday Night Fruitbowl

Some stupid game that a bunch of cockatoos play daily. It's like we're supposed to tolerate your game, when we can't even do it. Also, NinjaMuffin is racist too. It's a virus that's killing the interwebs.

Jack: Hey I like Friday Night Fruitbowl!
Black: You like Friday Night Pooptickler!
Sack: Is that so?
Fack: Of course!

Typing quirk

The way George Bush types in the IRC to his private American buddies.

<BUSH> h2y, wh2ts 2p?
<JFKoo> George I don't understand your typing quirk
<BUSH> w2ll f2ck y22 th2n

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