Goopy scoopy

When you use your saggy, wrinkly, hairy scrotum to wipe your ass

Dude I was all out of shit tickets so I had to goopy scoopy

Zorb

When you wrap your foreskin around someone's nose so they can snort your creamy smegma.

My Buddy's nose was a bit stuffy so I had to be a G and zorb him.