Anal Butter

When you just take a huge dump, but theres still a bunch of shit in your ass, and you have absolutely no way of getting rid of it besides getting a bunch of toilet paper and scoopin that shit out by hand, which has about the same consistancy as smooth butter.

"What took you so long in the bathroom?"

"I took a little shit, but it turns out there was some anal butter"

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