Scarfing

Scarfing is the act of throwing your naked girlfriend or wife over your shoulders and around your neck like a neck scarf while you finger her asshole or pussy while walking around the house getting important things done.

If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.

Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.

"Hey Tod, check out that blonde at the bar, you think she's down to go scarfing?"

Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"

Parallel Parked

Getting parallel parked is the ultimate L.

When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.

"Hey did you see that interview with Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman? She got her Top-Romen hair parallel parked"

leftwig

An irrelevant lefty game journo webby that's having to shut down due to wokeness.

Hey little Timmy did you here about those webby journo's at Kotaku'?,

"What's a Kotaku?"

Ehh some grift game website that cared more about wokeness than actual games
"Oh, okay, I see. So they have to look for a real job now?"

Yes!

Looks like Christmas is going to be a light one this year for those leftwigs.

leftwig

An irrelevant lefty game journo webby that's having to shut down due to wokeness.

Hey little Timmy did you here about those Kotaku'?, "What's a Kotaku?"

Ehh some grift game website that cared more about wokeness that games,

"Oh, oh okay, I see. So they have to look for a real job now?"

Yes!

Looks like Christmas is going to be a light one this year for those leftwigs.