Him. He is literally that guy, unique in every way, has a massive ego and cock. Cannot speak to women, but still has W rizz. A person who has the persistence of a tardigrade and the face of a Greek God.
This is a guy who values friendship over anything in life.
If he was stranded on an island with his friends he could live forever.
Nothing makes him happier than hanging out with his friends although it may be difficult due to his strict parents.
He is a great friend and will always be there for his friends when they need him.
He will occasionally try to mog his friends, but he also cares a lot for them.
I'm glad I have a friend like Seneshka.
When you want to give someone the sloppy toppy but he's a fat gay guy
I had a real gobbleknocker moment yesterday.