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Waking up in the rig. Make coffee and check things out. Way more snow than the forecast said or I thought. Super stoked.
Yo!!!!! Wake up everybody. Letâs ski pow! Itâs a upside surprise!!
When you sign up for a fitness event. Half marathon or longer. Typically involves some level of training. But, you donât train. Sits on the couch instead. Then comes race day. Oppppps.
Bro! Iâve been training the last year for this sick trail marathon! Got through the whole Lord of the Rings, Netflix true crime documentaries and Star Wars series while I was training by reading about running from the couch. Couch sending!I got this!
A rock hard tube sock (ankle socks are appropriate) that has caught enough dick sneezes to form a dick cast.
My god.. my girlfriend was doing my laundry and stumbled across my semen-sleeve.
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When you are skiing and your bro falls but his skis stay on. He claims he didnât fall it was just a slide outâ¦â¦
I was skiing with my bro and he totally ate shit. Mega wipe out. He got up and said bro, that was a slideOut, the skis stayed on Iâm still cool. Nah, bro. You arenât!
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When you are out skiing whether at a resort or back country and do something dumb that your friends call you out for. #DerpSki is not limited to just being in the act of skiing. Gearing up/ being at the bar/ lift lines/ chairlifts/ and ski talk and lingo are all acceptable deepness harassment. Normally the person does not realize what they did because they are a total Jerry. Friends are encouraged to ridicule a #derpski moment, waaagh victim.
I was out skiing at Arapahoe Basin with Ryan and I learned how to #Derpski. I asked him if was wearing that? That? He then proceeded to fall entering the lift line carrying a backpack with nothing in it. His walkie Talkie was on station 420 and he thought he was real cool. What a #DerpSki he will never live this down....waaagh
Riding your bike with tubeless tires and you blow a flat.
Brah! I was out gravel grinding and I burped a tire! Burping a tire caused me to separate my shoulder.... both of them
When it snow a lot. Then the inevitable blue bird and blower day happens. Maybe even chairs close for the day. But, the residual pow blows everywhere. And the snow gets even better into âwind blown kool whipâ
Dudes. Yesterday was sick. Such good pow. But, the wind started blowing. The turns west sooooo good. It was wind blown kool whip!!!