Molandered

When you apologize to the team for missing the game but send that apology too early and can totally make it to the hockey game after all.

Player 1: Sorry I missed game. Was t feeling well so laid down & slept right through it.
Player 2: See you tonight right? Game is 9:50
Player 1: Oh shit, lol. I was thinking it was 5:30 like last week.
Player 2: Are we getting Molandered? Dude see you tonight.

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warmsie

Warmsie is the smaller cousin to the warm up before a hockey game. A good warmsie is important or you’ll play slow and your teammates will complain about you.

That guy is always late and misses the warm up. Maybe he’ll manage a quick warmsie instead. Otherwise he’ll suck.