senior mama

Basically anyone named Nancy, Barbra, Debbie or Karen who as worked for the airlines as a flight attendant since the 1920s. These are the women who don’t give you the whole can of soda and cry about their back problems. If you pick up a piece of trash wrong you’ll know it before you do it. They are the most boring crew members to go on trips with or work with in general. Typically end up on the no fly list faster then they can put a bag in the over head bin.

God Rachel was acting like such a senior mama today for someone who started last week.
Jennifer-ew definitely going on my no fly list.