danii

A danii is one of the worst things to walk the earth. They always lie and they never make the effort, leading to most people thinking of them as some kind of grimy creature. They most like beds filled with candles so love making feels better. They can also give birth, but only with God. They will often steal your money if you turn your back, as this is how they fund their powerful Mars bar Addiction.

Dude, a danii just stole my curly wurly and is trading it for a mars bar!

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