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When a co-worker is so useless but for some reason they are still held on to in the hopes of being useful again someday.
Why does the expired coupon keep moving furniture into the hallway? It's a fire hazard.
A guy who canât make an everyday decision to save his life.
Justin was such a dunflopper, he couldnât even decide what to make for dinner.
When you get a DUI and have to blow your car to get it to start.
Court mandated reverse road head for 6 months.
What kind of shim sham joint are your running down there at Town Hall?
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A person who refuses to wear a mask during a pandemic and can therefore go fuck themselves.
A group of maskerbaters came into the office today and I refused to sell them clamming licenses.
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When you fake having diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.
Eileen told Norm she had dishwater diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.
When you have unprotected anal sex with a prostitute in Tijuana and get a chili flake in your pee hole.
Took a long drive south, across the border, then was approached by the gnarliest whore who only took it in the bung hole. Long story short, got a chili flake in my peephole. Went to Mexico, came home with a spicy Pepe.