homework pass

A pass that students would kill for just so that they don't have to do homework for one fucking night. Its that valuable.

Mike: I got a homework pass for English.
Tim: You should keep that for a book report.
Mike: Fuck you, I'm using it tonight.
"Three days later, Mike has to do a book report on The Odyssey."
Mike: DAMN IT! I wished I KEPT IT!

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