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A skier that only skis so they can post pictures of themselves on social media. These individuals generally ski blues at low speeds before disappearing into the lodge to warm up. Instagram skiers are usually found at larger well-known ski areas such as Breck or Vail.
My sister is such an instagram skier. She spent $200 to ski at Vail so she could post the pictures online and get at least 20 likes.
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Generally a fun game played by tourists visiting the Dutch capital of Amsterdam. First the group goes to a coffee shop and smoke some cannabis (Green Light). Next, the group goes to a bar for a beer (Yellow Light) and finally a stop by the girls in the red light district (Red Light).
My friends and I visited Amsterdam last week and completed six rounds of the Amsterdam Traffic Light! I am now down 500 Euro!
When a liquid get stuck in your beard and is totally gross. Usually occurs after having a sip of a delicious beverage.
Me: I am so sexy please give me a kiss!
Girlfriend: No! You just drank a bunch of Mountain Dew and your Beard Juice is disgusting! Please use a napkin.
A driver who always hangs out in the left lane and doesn't understand that the left lane is meant for passing.
Omg! There is a lefty Lucy in front of us going slower than the speed limit. I don't know how this fucktard got a license in the first place.
The second dose of a COVID vacccine. Generally it causes discomfort in the arm and mild sickness.
Hey, I just got my dos dose of my vid juice. I am now fully vaccinated and can come hang out!
A stubby, balding man that resembles a cross between penis and lawn gnome who enjoys sudden power trips when given leadership of trivial tasks (e.g. the guy at work that is given control of a pointless side project). He enjoys being an asshole to everyone under his command since his life otherwise sucks ass. Generally very passive-aggressive when stripped of power.
The dude at the desk next to me has become the penis gnome after becoming the office safety manager. He totally bitched me out for leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom in front of everyone.
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The person who originally contracted and spread COVID to your cluster. Generally this person got the vid from an unknown source and spread the virus to his friends. The best way to identify your werewolf is through contact tracing. Named the werewolf due to the old legend that all werewolves descend from an original werewolf who infected the other werewolves.
Bob: I have COVID and I got it through Bill. Bill got it from Jimmy who got it at a Lame Impala concert. I guess Jimmy is my COVID werewolf.