Hairy Pickleball

A variant of pickleball that is played without pants, with everyone's hairy pickles exposed.

I forgot to wash my pants today. Looks like we can't play pickleball.

Oh wait! We can play hairy pickleball

Leafer Madness

When large crowds of people, particularly from an urban area, head to smaller towns each fall to see the beautiful foliage causing large traffic jams

I tried to go to the grocery store but there was horrible traffic from all the New Yorkers trying to see the leaves! It was leafer madness!