awkward

1. when the entire class goes silent and you accidentally start yelling at your friends and everyone looks at you

2. when you curse and turn around and see your mom raising an eyebrow and know...its the end

"Holy shit my car just blew up...oh...hi mom." - this is going to be an awkward conversation at home:)

Odysseus

A stupid man who accidentally enlisted himself and all his friends into the Trojan war. Odysseus clearly has a disorder throughout the book as he keeps referring to himself as "DA MISERYYY MAHHNNNN". He spent 20 years dancing across the sea and sleeping with all the women he met. His wife Penelope slept with 108 men in his absence and hat a goat son. I wonder whos fault that his...hmmm... odysseus for shureeee:).

Penelope: Who do you think the most miserable man who ever enlisted himself in the army just to sleep with some woman?
Me: Odysseus:)