Pillow

Something to hump when your horny

Jack stood Jackie up so, tonight she's having some one-on-one with her pillow

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Motawk

A style of hairdo popularized by Mr.T. Includes a cushiony front-facing stripe of goodness, then near the back leave some hair left to connect to both sideburns, complete with Hobo-esque beard

did you hear about that jewish kid who grew a Motawk? SEXY! XD