Come any closer and I swear I'll fuckin knafe you, you son of a bitch.
Dude, how did insert generic namedo at that bar fight last week.
He got knafed man, he's fuckin deformed.
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A guy who zooms past you on the freeway and slows down immediately after so you have to slow down. He waits in front of you for a few minutes until he gets the urge to skip again. Skipping is a serious compulsive disorder.
"Quit dickin' around and we'll get there skipper. You're slowing us down and fuckin' our rythm."
"There's a line of 50 cars moving 58 in a 55, and he is still not satisfied until he gets to the front on a two lane highway. Skipper, you're a dick buddy."
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