Land Shark Revolution

The Growing Trend of couples choosing the land shark sex postion as their ideal means of sexual intercourse.

Also the adoption of 4 wheeled roller skates to replace the standard "sprinting" method, brings land sharking to a whole new level.

And when hoverboards are invented, the
act will continue to progress into an olympic sport.

"Hey buddy, I land sharked your mom last night, it was a fucking land shark revolution"
-or-
"Lately i have observed a steep increase in the number of land sharking couples. one might infer that this is indicative of a land shark revolution"

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Hardcore Dancing

A Tendency of kids that listen to nu hardcore Music, to stand in the middle of the standing area and do things such as "windmills" and punch the air.

It is said that this is them expressing themselves. In actuallity, the idea of a "pit" is for people who have a lot of energy built up because of the band playing, to volunarily go in and flip out and beat the crap out of eachother. Yet
It is a positive thing and no one actually intentionally hits one another.

In the case of hardcore dancing. its one person arrogantly throwing their body parts around, and in many cases, hitting people that want nothing to do with them. Hard core dancing is frowned upon in the hardcore punk/ crust community because it is not seen as a way of truly enjoying the music..

Hardcore dancing is mad ridic...

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