Masturdbation

1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11

Magazines all over the floor and all I got was a masturdbation.

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KBHB

Acronym for Keyboard Headbang.
A KBHB is when someone says something really obvious that you have been trying to get them the realize and/or they say something incredibly stupid, thus causing you to smash your forehead into your keyboard and imprint your face with an indent of a spacebar.

Artem: "AHA! Cryptography isn't the study of dead people, but rather the study of codes and ciphers!"

Spenser: *KBHB*

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Der Da Der

Pronounced Der-ta-der

1. A phrase meaning "how the fuck could you be so stupid"?
2. The sound you make when you are trying to make a point
3. What you do when someone is being an idiot.

Artem: "Hey looky there. If you look up, you can see clouds!"
Spenser: "Der da Der!"

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Ramen

Acronym :Rancid Acidic Magnesiate Edible Non-biological.

Needless to say its delicious, and the only thing keeping the teenage population of the U.S. of A alive.

Everybody loves Ramen.

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