Scat Condom

When you’re having anal sex with a girl and she takes a shit, enveloping your penis. Afterward you proceed to fuck her pussy with the shit still on your dick.

Karl: hey baby, you ready for a scat condom?
Stacy: no, Karl, and stop following me!

Shlong hopper

A woman who moves from one man to another, having sex with each of them.

Bro, that girl is a real Shlong hopper.
Bro, I know, she can really take a lot of cock up the ass.