Ankit

To be a Ankit is the most powerful and wonderful thing to be! To be a Ankit means to be a sexy ass beast, that make any female in his proximity orgasminate in a instant. To be a Ankit means getting laid every night, with his 250m monster cock.

Bob: Jheez i wish i was a Ankit
Rob: Trust me, u dont wanna be Ankit, I heard that he had to move houses every week in secret, because girls were chasing him down
Bob: is he that irresistible
Rob: yeah, i also heard that he got over 17 girls pregnant, but he yeeted them all
Bob: damn, ankit’s life must be intense

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Curff

A bucktee who been getting merked since he was born. Usually said to minorities and niggers on the street. Means that they are a poopnose, poop noodle, nigga. And that they nigga pooped they’re way through life.

Me: Bruh that kid is curffed.
Dad: Ikr man has no friends
Me: smh my head is shaking my head off

Dad: oof

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Nature’s condom

When u take the banana out of its peel and replace it with ur penis. Thus u have ur dick in a banana peel.

Like ma homemade fleshlight

Oh u mean nature’s condom

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Shubhjeet

A big ass muthafuacking SIMP!!!

Yo uk that simp?
Oh u mean shubhjeet!

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