Penis Patriot

A person who vigorously jacks their cock whilst supporting the jacking of other cocks at thine same time...eth.

Penis patriot: Doth thoust want to thrust thine hand upon thine shaft???
Straight male: no dude. That’s for posers and faggots. Your acting like a straight up Penis Patriot

Iron Yetti

One who loves to fuck an ass, can be male or female. Doesn’t matter whose ass, you can be black, white, brown or blue.... any ass will do

IY: Hey man, is it ok if I penetrate your ass?
Other guy: No man. I’m not a faggot and your being an iron Yetti right meow.