shit tornado

An uncomfortable situation resulting in embarrassment.

I felt the condom fall off in his hand I knew the officer would be upset, it was a shit tornado.

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Snakeskin

The act of ejaculating upon ones self before bed, rubbing the layer of semen over yourself and leaving to dry overnight, before waking up in the morning and shedding last nights spunky skin.

I was feeling tired last night so I just snakeskin'd in the morning.

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