cat bomb

Recipe:

1 restrained cat
1 propane tank
a length of tubing
cannon fuse
stapler

First, have a friend hold the cat in place. Run the tubing and the fuse side by side up the cat's ass. Attach opposite end of tubing to propane tank and fill cat to a plump fatness, but not too fat to run. Remove tubing from cat's ass while holding fuse in place. Staple cat's ass shut, light the fuse and kick the cat near a highly populated place, like inside a walmart.

You get 15-30 seconds of wild sprinting cat then all of a sudden....

BOOM!!! and a spray of red mist and fried cat guts! Thus creating the "cat bomb"

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