When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she manages to fit your penis and balls in her mouth.
"Dude, I went to Catey's last night and she gave me a head and shoulders!"
"She does have an abnormally large mouth."
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When you shit on a dick and then jerk it off.
Yeah, I don't think I'll see her again; she gave me a chocolate doorknob.