J Crave

A cologne prominent in the gay community. Known for its extreme effectiveness at covering up the smell of man butthole. Smells like a pumpkin spiced latte mixed with dry semen. Two smells of which also make it a powerful pheromone amongst homosexuals. If used outside of urban areas it will attract bears which then have the sudden urge to violate said user. Another popular use.

Bro, I walked into this gay bar by accident the other night so I bolted the fuck out!

How do you know it was a gay bar?

Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.

Touché....