marriage

1. A way for a woman of the adult age to escape the clutches of her overbearing and/or nosey family

2. A convenient way for an adult woman to change her identity by means of a new last name

“My mother is always getting into my business; I’m really beginning to consider marriage.”

Teacher: Miss Long-Name-I-Can’t-Pronounce…
Student: I’m thinking the ideal marriage would be with someone whose last name is Smith

12👍 17👎