poocoso

someone who get fecal matter on their finger and smears it on something.

I gotta go wash the walls again, Helen.
My little Johnny is quite the Poocoso.

gookanese

Any sort of Asian language.

The he started yelling in Gookanese.

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Goldfish

Someone you do not view in any kind of sexual way. A plotonic friend. Someone you wouldnt want to picture naked.

Dont tell me about Jerry and Kate doing it!! They fucking Goldfish!

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Goldfish

to give a male oral pleasure unenthuiastically, or badly. Resembles the monotonous mouth action of a goldfish breathing.

"I wasnt all that impressed by Bobby, so I just gave him the Goldfish and went home."
..or
"If you're going to just give me the Goldfish, I'm going to go in the other room and take care of things myself"

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spanish moons

A mustache style wore usually by latin men. Everything is shaved except for a tuft of hair on either upper corner of the mouth.

Juan had very neatly trimmed Spanish Moons.

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