drol

Afrikaans term for a turd, piece of shit, etc. Can also be used to describe a badly rolled joint, or to insult a person.

Dammit! I stepped on a drol now I've got shit all over my shoes!

This joint is not going down too good here man! For fuck sake Greg, you rolled a real drol dude!!

I'm telling you, Greg can't roll a lekker marley! He is a groot drol!!

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smaak

An afrikaans word meaning taste or crave. More commonly used as a slang word meaning to be attracted to or having feelings of desire for another person. To have a crush on someone or be horny.

Cyril: Yes like it Ethel, I smaak you with a passion hey!!
Ethel: Put that sausage away!! I got a headache tonight!

Koos: Boet, I smaak a lekker big steak now!!
Fanie: Ja, you always such a vraat!

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bergie

South African slang term for homeless person, hobo, etc.
Commonly found in cities, pushing a stolen shopping cart/trolley filled with the day's scavenged goods, and more often than not quite drunk, followed by a mutt ("pavement special" dog)....

Stuart: Mom! There's a bergie going through the trash again!!
Mom: Oh dear! All these homeless people are just a result of the government's failed attempts to balance the social and economic inequalities which are so evident in the society we live in today, coupled with the damage created by the apartheid era.
Stuart: Huh?!!!

Bergie: Lady, do you have some spare change?
Edna: What? Get a job hobo!
Mabel: Oh Edna! Don't be so inconsiderate. Here you go mister, a nice sandwich for you.
Bergie: Thanks lady. Wait a sec....what's this? A liver polony sandwich!!! Screw you old girl!!!
Mabel: Well I never! Ungrateful hobo!
Edna: Uh-huh.....

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poep

South African slang term for fart.

Mark: Oooo...I just had a sweet poep now....mmmm, can you smell that? It's quality!
Errol: Oh God yes.....silent but deadly!!

Fran: What's that's smell? John!! Did you poep now?!
John: No, it was the dog.
Fran: Stop blaming the poor dog! I know it was you. I can recognise that smell anywhere!
John: Okay fine, it was me. But hey, "wat nie rent betaal nie moet uit"! (those that don't pay the rent has to get out!)

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vraat

Pronounced "fraht". A South African slang term meaning glutton. Someone who doesn't know when enough is enough, and who's eyes are always too big for their stomach. A vraat will always make sure they grab the biggest piece of the steak gatsby!

Marge: Yes like it Clive! Did you eat the whole cake? You're such a vraat!!
Clive: Ooooo, I think I'm gonna throw up...

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gatsby

A South African fast-food meal, made up of a big gatsby roll (large baked unsliced bread), and filled with either polony, viennas, ham or steak (any meat really) and chips (french fries), salads and sauces (of your choice...ketchup, chilli, etc).....a fantastic ending to night of drinking and partying!! Can be bought at most local take-away shops.

Trevor: Man this jol was klopping tonight!I'm so hungry now though.
Redewaan: I smaak a steak gatsby. You guys with me?
Peter: I want the middle piece. No no! I already said it! I already said it!
Trevor: Dammit Pete, you're such a vraat!!

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moffie

A South African slang word meaning a guy who dresses and acts like a girl. It does not necessarily refer to all gay men but rather to those who display female tendencies i.e. drag queens and cross-dressers etc.

Hey Scott, was that a skirt I saw you wearing yesterday, and with your hair all done up? You looked like a moffie!!!

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