blind guardian

Blind Guardian is the best modern metal band this side of Iced Earth. Their music kicks major ass and they have consistently turned out quality albums without selling out like many band do. When Hansi Kürsch (The lead singer) and Jon Schaffer (Iced Earth frontman) created the Demons and Wizards albums, it was the most kickass sounding side project ever.

"Hell yeah! Blind Guardian fuckin' rules! BG And Iced Earth forever!"

104👍 8👎

Bush

Currently the President of the United States. He is hands down the worst president of modern times, and is a disgrace to the image of America everywhere. He was reelected in 2004, due to all the Rednecks and Christan right assholes supporting him. George Bush's reelection is proof of the declining level of intelligence among Americans.

Set "George Bush has made it clear that he is the decider. Yes, i know. We are all fucked."

33👍 31👎

Dante's Inferno

Dante's Inferno is arguably the greatest song ever done by the badass Heavy Metal band Iced Earth. This song is 16:26 long and kicked an extremly large amount of ass the whole way through. This song is based off of the famous poem written by Dante Alighieri.

Set "Dante's Inferno is the greatest metal song this side of Hallowed Be Thy Name."

23👍 45👎

Halo

An excellent game for Xbox. The original Halo came out on launch day, and it was the reason many people bought the system. Halo 2 was released on November 9, 2004, and it surpassed the original in quality. Now the gaming world waits for Halo 3. Come on Bungie!!

Set "Who wants to come over to my house and play halo 2 all night long?"

54👍 37👎

Anime Music Video

Anime Music Videos are one of the primary reasons that the internet is full of garbage. These peices of shit are churned out by the hundreds each hour onto the internet because all the Japanophiles and Wapanese retards have to much time on their hands. It's a commonly known fact that most AMV's use Linkin Park. It's not really known why all the anime freaks use this music, probably due to high levels of Emo in their songs. The anime music videos that don't use LP most likely use other Emo music, or worse, shitty J-pop.

Set "Posting an Anime Music Video on the internet is essentially the same thing as littering."

138👍 107👎

4chan

4chan.org is the absolute hell hole of the internet, but still amusing. Entering this website requires you leave your humanity behind before entering. WARNING: You will see things on /b/ that you wish you had never seen in your life.

Set "Thanks to 4chan, i now have nightmares of being swallowed by goatse."

6087👍 2268👎

Kataklysm

Kataklysm, is a fucking awesome Death Metal band from Canada. Their recent albums have kicked more ass than Chuck Norris. Shadows and Dust, Serenity in Fire, and In the Arms of Devastation are awesome albums that any TRUE metal fan should take a look at.

Poser Metal fan "Dood! Liek, what's Kataklysm? Are they as brutal as Slipknot?"

Set "Slipknot couldn't hold a god damn candle to the greatness of this band. GTFO and go buy In the Arms of Devastation."

73👍 8👎