50 cent

50 cent, is the biggest disgrace to modern music. That's really all you need to know, i could go through a huge ass list of problems with 50 cent, but that would take up about 5 pages.

Set "50 cent was named songwritter of the year by MTV. Yes children, MTV is smoking crack."

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Slipknot

Slipknot refers to one of two things.

1.A type of knot that is also referred to as a running knot
2.The biggest insult to TRUE Metal ever.

Set "Slipknot is a band that was adopted by some emo bitches who wanted to appear hardcore."

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Matt Barlow

Matt Barlow is the former Iced Earth lead vocalist. He has the best metal voice known to man, and is probably the main reason why the band kicked so much ass. He left after the events on 9/11 to peruse a career as a law enforcement officer. The fans of Iced Earth were extremely saddened by his departure, but support his decision to do whatever he wants with his life. Iced Earth currently has Tim "Ripper" Owens on vocals. Owens is not quite as good as Barlow was, but is still a solid vocalist.

Set "Did you know that the voice of Jesus sounds very similar to that of Matt Barlow's voice. The only difference is that Jesus's voice isn't as cool."

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Tidus

Tidus is the retarded main character of Square's 2001 RPG Final Fantasy X. To put it simply, Tidus is the beginning of the downward spiral of Square's character Design. He looks like a bitch, he walks like a bitch, he whines like a bitch, he sounds like a bitch, the list goes on and on, but i think you get the picture. I am well aware that his name is pronounced Tee-dos, but i refuse to call him that, because that makes him sound like EVEN MORE of a bitch.

Set "Tidus is considered to be the beginning of Squares failure to create decent characters in their games."

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Emo

Emo is a word used to describe kids who are complete and utter failures at life.

Emo kid "Your so mean to me! Nobody understands me in this world! I'm going to cut myself now!"

Set "Do it dumbass! Give the knife, i'll do it for you!!"

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Amon Amarth

Amon Amarth is a Melodic Viking Death metal band from Sweden that was started in 1992. They kick major ass, and have well written lyrics. Seriously, Dragonforce could learn a thing or two from the songwriter. They have an excellent sound, and they are one of the best heavy metal bands of modern times. This is a band that TRUE metal fans appreciate.

Amon Amarth is a band with music that reminds all the TRUE metal fans why we love this genre.

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Final Fantasy 7

Final Fantasy 7 is one of the most overrated games of all time. While overrated, Final Fantasy 7 is an extremely solid RPG, however, the fan base has made the game out to be FAR MORE than it actually is.

Also see: Dragonforce

This game follows the Adventures of a couple of kids as they set out to take down a evil corporation as well as a very Emo main villain. This game got so many stupid fanboys to have organisms, that a movie was made by Square called Advent Children. This movie, as you can probably guess, is also extremely overrated, the difference is that the movie isn't even any good.

Set "I played some Final Fantasy 7 last night, and it was a very enjoyable game i must say."

FF junkie "WTF are you talkin' bout dude!?! IT'S DA BEST GAME EVAR!!"

Set "Jesus man! Don't blow your fucking load over it!!"

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