Facebook nob

Closely related to the Facebook snob, the Facebook nob is known for:

- Adding you as a friend even though they barely remember you--and you certainly don't remember them.
- Using only the most annoying applications to communicate with you, such as sending you an animated monkey butt spanker.
- Using their status as an emo mood ring.

"Hey, so I accepted an invite from a classmate even though I didn't know who he was. His status is '...is lost without you', and he just poked me with a bouquet of poisonous mushrooms."

"Awww, no way, that guy is a total Facebook nob!"

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oh no you di'int

A response to a bold statement, accusation, or action; slang for "you're going to wish you hadn't said/done that," or "bitch you'll pay for that."

"Yo momma's so fat, I poked her in the belly and gravy came out."

"Oh no you DI'INT!"

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