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straight bottom

An emotional, witty, fit but petite heterosexual man who enjoys cuddling, healthy eating, and often plants.

I know I act all macho in public, but I really am a straight bottom.

Women may like dating 'bad boys' but most of them want to marry a 'straight bottom.'

by Seth Silver January 7, 2011

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Mubaraked

To be robbed of one's legacy because of one's refusal to move on professionally.

For instance, when a formerly great sports player refuses to retire after several bad years and finds himself without a contract and a massively deflated legacy. It also applies when a former prodigy clings on, refusing to accept that her moment of greatness has passed, thereby demeaning her former glory.

It's not that Robert wanted to leave, he just figured it was better to take the retirement package now rather than find himself mubaraked in a few years.

Despite being reduced to signing baseball cards at a local middle school school with little fanfare, Jim refused to accept that he'd been mubaraked.

by Seth Silver February 13, 2011