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Seth-Crazed Hoochie

A stupidly smitten, cardigan wearing, Persian girl who comes with bundt cakes and leaves with her hoop earrings all over your life.

I’ll take Seth-crazed hoochie for $800 Alex.

by Seth-crazed Hoochie October 30, 2021


confuctor

A magician who procures dancing monkeys and dollar signs out of the least likely sources. A badass who leads by example. AKA one of my favorite thirds of the coven formerly known as the coven.

That Jamie is a real Confuctor.

by Seth-crazed Hoochie April 2, 2024