Pasadena

A place in Maryland where all anybody drinks is Miller lite (because that's all anyone can afford) and all anyone drives is ford f150s (because otherwise you're gay.) Beautiful in its own way, Pasadena locals spend their time smoking weed in the Wendy's parking lot or spray painting racial slurs on abandoned buildings. As it's highscools are terrible, only 20% of its residents hold college degrees, yet a shocking 50% own boats. Typically, boat owners enjoy such aquatic activities as smoking weed and drinking Miller lite. If owning a boat is outside your budget (if you live here, it probably is,) you can spend your time at the Texas Roadhouse, where it takes at least 3 days to get seated at a table.

Cletus: Hey skeeter, wanna go hang out with Michael?
Skeeter: No, that fag lives in Severna park
Cletus: Oh right, I forgot. Let's go drink outside Wendy's instead like we do here in Pasadena
Skeeter: Sounds good!

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