Thats how i roll

A phrase one uses when someone attempts to insult them, but they turn it around into a joke.

Johnny: Pssh, nice try-hard gangsta pants.
Dave: Thanks man, coz try-hard gangsta pants are just how i roll. *hi5*
Johnny: *rejects hi5* Your a nerd
Dave: Yeah, but thats how i roll.
Johnny: *rolls eyes and walks off*

Jess: Sarah, your such a skank, hitting on teachers is the most disgusting thing out.
Sarah: Well thats how i roll.

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don't swing that way

A phrase one uses when they don't want to or don't like doing a certain thing.

Mel: Damn check out Rick's nice ass
Bob: Uhh no thanks, I don't swing that way
Mel: You did last year with Mike
Bob: Shh, only that once...


Kevin: Hey Tom, We're going to tax shit from Wal-Mart, wanna come?
Tom: Sorry dude, i don't swing that way.
Kevin: Pussy
Tom: Mm Pussy, i DO swing THAT way.

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