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This morning I recieved Brian in my kitchen. I was like woah, Glory Hole Gladiator calm you're tits
When you drink 3482 Steel Reserves smoke 984 joints and do 96 nose dabs, then take a sip of water... before work that's getting Peffed Up
Lastnight before Daniel went to work he drank 3482 Steel Reserves smoked 984 joints and did 96 nose dabs, then took a sip of water.... Man he got Peffed Up
The Act of having your partner sit on your face, and remove your sphincter hair by tooth.
Well last night got pretty wild at the bachelor party, that fuckin open bar and the dancers had all of us doin Tennessee Toothpicks on the table tops.
a person who sucks on a guys dick and drinks his semen
C'mon, i've got some really tasty cum
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When your with a bitch from Missouri who has an overbite like a bulldog and she's sucking your dick, with her head gear on.
This kid Daniel was fingering this ugly bitch Harold who in return said " Hey check this out " and proceeded to give Daniel the Bell City Bulldog. Even though he got tore up, Daniel told me it was way better then watching Power Rangers.