slavebater

A masterbater pleasures themself, but a "slavebater" is a girl or prostitute known for giving handjobs.

Sindy is a real cheap ho, but she's really just a slavebater.

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h1

THE BIGGEST HUMMER
1. Stainless steel, front-mid-engine SUV made by AMGeneral. AMGeneral having been the military vehicle division of AMC before AMC went bankrupt. AMGeneral was sold off before Chrysler purchased AMC. Chrysler simply bought AMC for its civilian JEEP line. AMGeneral is independant, but licenses GM to build & sell the H2 & H3. Hummers look like big Jeeps because, basically, they are!
2. A fantastic humming blowjob that leads to a mind boggling, cumblasting orgasm.

When I was in Nevada, this totally legal, high priced whore gave me an H1 in my H1 (I was in the Whorehouse parking lot).

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beef log injection

"Beef Log Injection" means "penile penetration".

Craig gave Ashley a beef log injection.

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gentle herpes

Genital Herpes that is being treated with medication.

WHORE: I heard you have Genital Herpes.

PROSTITUTE: I DID, but I went to the Doctor, so now I just have Gentle Herpes.

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Flying Nun

A chick who pretends to be celibate, but fucks like a bunny rabbit!

Sharon claimed to be a virgin, but she fucked the entire varsity basketball team >>> Flying Nun!

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bird feeder

A cock that gets lot's of cock sucking action from birds (chix).

EVERY chick,
wants to suck MY dick.
I call it the bird feeder.

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H3

1. The #3 Hummer (the larger the #, the smaller the size). The H3 is NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but, made by GM under license from AMGeneral (as is the medium sized H2).
2. A HUMMER blowjob that JUST gets you hard, but no where near cumming. You better start fucking ASAP!

After my wife found out about the H1 from the high priced hooker in Nevada, she divorced me. Yesterday I got an H3 from a male prostitute downtown, then I fucked his ass. The condom broke. Shit! I hope I don't get AIDS!

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