Fuck you asshole!

Expletive used to express extreme dissatisfaction with another individual.

8==> (( /\\\ is text lingo for "fuck you asshole!"

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mohosexual

Someone who wants to have sex with as many hos as possible; the mo hos the better!

INTERVIEWER: Santa, is it true that you are a mohosexual?

SANTA: Ho, ho ho!

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plant a tree

To FUCK or to engage in sexual intercourse.

Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!

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Oral Bee

A cute little bug (a fly girl) who goes from bud to bud suckin' up all the nectar she can get!

"What an Oral Bee! I think Melissa has sucked off every guy on this block!"

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beef log injection

"Beef Log Injection" means "penile penetration".

Craig gave Ashley a beef log injection.

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PPP

Pussy Pounding Pleasure OR Pussy Pumping Pleasure. SEX!!!

Sheri: Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: PPP bitch!

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john handcock

A man who frequents prostitutes (John), but materbates on, or is masterbated by (handcock) the prostitute, rather than having sex with her, as a means of avoiding STDs.

YOU: Hey, John, do you wanna go to the bar?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm going to see Sharin' Cocks, that ho down the road.

YOU: Aren't you afraid of AIDS?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm a John Handcock.

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