Bin-rat

‘Bin-rat’ - (usually named Henry)
Bin-rat is an old fat dog that will throw up on your carpet, usually seven times. The vomit will be chunky with a thick consistency, and he will make weird noises at you so that you leave him outside. Bin-rats owner only feed him dog treats, no water, that poor fucking dog. No order he’s always throwing up shit.

“Bin-rat just vomited on the carpet again!”
“Is that shit or vomit?”

Somia

Sophie and Sammie’s country- a place where everyone wants to live, except only Sophie and Sammie and all the frogs and rats are allowed to live there

Damn I wish I lived in Somia, too bad I’m not a rat. #frogs #rats #frats #fratparty