Ru mad bruv

How British people say “are you crazy”

Roadman 1: empty your pockets right now blud

Roadman 2: Ru mad bruv I’ll chef you g

2👍 1👎

bandolations

the realest nigga

“bitches come and go like my haircuts”

-bandolations

Areesh

The sexiest guy alive. He’s super sexy. If you have a man named Areesh, you’re the luckiest girl ever. Everyone loves Areesh

Person 1: is that Areesh?
Person 2: OH SHIT! IT IS! DONT MESS WITH HIM

1👍 6👎

150 on the dash

Going 150 in ur whipski

Person 1: Yo go 150 on the dash for da vid fham
Person 2 Okok snm

*crashes going 150 in a 40 zone and totals car*