Parrot Revenge

After a break up, you have intercourse with your pet parrot that mutters all the profanities your ex did before they left.

Ughhh birdie you feel so good-receiver
“Shut up you cum dumpster squak “ -Parrot Revenge

Red Solo Spit Shot

The time of the month for a girl. She has sex with her partner and doesn’t tell them she is on her period. As the woman is finishing in the others mouth, the delivering party spits the blood back in

Dude , Brad didn’t do the Red Solo Spit Shot. He’s a vampire