lotion sack

to place a warm, sandwich sized bag full of lotion in between your couch cushions; and, proceeding to make love to it.

My date flaked out on me tonight. I think I'm going to have to lotion sack it. 30 seconds in the microwave, and I won't even remember her name.

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Popping a Reno

When a man with an average to below average penis gets a powerful, determined, erection, that means business. Being that Reno is the biggest little city in the world, the state of the erection makes it the biggest little erection in the world.

She was so hot last night; I was totally popping a Reno!
A Reno?
Yeah, the biggest little boner in the world.

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